Here I am again

Hello. I've been gone for a while. From the blog. Lots of things have been going on lately. At work. BAD THINGS. Okay, not that bad. Okay, that bad. I'll tell you all about it later. But for now I must sit here and type about other things.

I have a sore throat. Cuz I've been coughing all day. Dry throat. Don't know why. All that bleach I breathe in at work I figure. Someone came in while I was cleaning a shower and had a coughing fit. I can't even smell it anymore. Not good.

My kitchen faucet stopped working. I think something broke inside it. It wasn't working that well before either, though. I guess I'll have to use the bathroom faucet if I want water. Yikes! On my next day off I'll go tell the manager. At least they finally fixed the parking lot light right next to my car. Not that I ever told them about that. I waited for someone else to tell them. I'm goofy and non-communicative.

It's been so long since I've been able to make a video. I haven't had the time. Oh, that reminds me, in completely unrelated news, I lowered the price of my novel. The paperback and pdf versions. I wanted to make them priced more like mass market paperbacks. So I did that. I should announce that on the front page, huh? I don't know. I'm hungry. I should eat. I wish I wasn't poor. Boo. Someday someday. I found a good cheap college online where I can get a computer science degree. And I checked their accreditation or whatever you call it, and they're real. Yay! Now just to save the money. "All in good time, my pretty. All in good time." -Wizard of Oz.

HUNGRY. I'm tellin' ya. My life is about to get BETTER. Yeehaw! I hope. Weird and funny things have happened today, and let me just tell you God has a sense of humor. OH YEAH. And I wonder what I would name a daughter if I had one. I woke up thinking that this morning. I have to have a name ready for the future just in case. I already have a boy name picked out. And it's really the girl's middle name that I'm stuck on. I could just give her my middle name, like my mother did and her mother did and her mother did. That'd be pretty. But not very creative, eh? Like, "There that name is again." Pfft! My cousin had that middle name too. Shit, I think my childhood best friend had that middle name too. And how SAD is it that I don't know for sure?! We were best pals for 15 years! I can't believe we had the same middle name. How frickin' weird is that? It's Marie, by the way. Why all the secrecy? And apparently she isn't listed online anywhere. I was gonna doublecheck. Of course I could call her, but nooooo.

Oh, hey, Halloween is coming up. Yay! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and watch her hand out candy. No one comes to my door on Halloween. I don't even have backup candy just in case. Oops. I knew I would eat it, so what was the point? Wow, still hungry. Yeeps.

Wow, I spaced out and forgot I was typing in my blog. Oops. Jeepers creepers. Where'd you get those peepers? Hee hee. Oh, I need to water my plants. They are dying on the vine, baby! Whatever. They don't look healthy.

So. A lot sure has changed in the past month. Or in the past few weeks alone actually. WOW. Amazing. Do I have stories to tell you! But not yet. Must wait. They might not even interest you. But I find them amazing! Eeep! Hey... how weird would it be to be paid to make blog entries? I just found a job opening for that. Not exactly a job. Just a job. An odd job. A $6 per blog entry job. Weekly. You see my point. Oh, that doesn't sound so great. But on principle, to be paid for my writing, HUH? Damn, my throat hurts.

I'm thirsty now too. Oh, probably because the sink doesn't work and I'm too lazy to go get water from the bathroom. Yup. Too weird. It's a small apartment. Nothing is that far away. I'd better go watch last night's Joey and ER and whatnot, so I can record tonight's new TV. It's funny how TV is important to me. Ha! Okay, I gotta go. Later.

Chris on 10.28.05 @ 05:52 pm [link]

Now I want an X-Files movie

So, I saw Serenity. And I was gonna write a review in here, but now I can't remember what happened in the movie. OH YEAH. Things I can't tell you, but am not happy with, but they may work out okay in sequels, but I don't see how, and I don't want to go into detail in case you haven't seen it. So. It was a really good movie. Funny moments. Gory moments. But the gory moments were offscreen, off camera, whatever, and my brain dressed 'em up real nice and gross. Yuck. ! At least I think they were offscreen. Swords. Not as harmless as they look. And, uh, isn't that a Buffyverse thing? Hmmmm? As well as a Slayeresque young woman who shall remain nameless. Not that it wasn't super cool, it's just funny. Someone likes kick-ass chicks and medieval weaponry. Hee hee hee....

Yeah, I'm drunk with weirdness today. For the first time in 3 weeks I have 2 days off in a row. That means I worked a day off each week for 2 weeks in a row. I'm sitting here with a calendar and the math. "Math" meaning "counting". Pfft. Advanced. See how weird?

I have to take a nap every day after work now. Because I guess I'm overworked. Too many hours too many days in a row. Yesterday I had my underwear on inside out all day and didn't even notice. You didn't want to know that, eh? I'm spacy and tired and weird. YES. So, I thought I'd share that with you by writing in here. Whoop!

I am pretty giddy about having 2 days off. However, I kind of have to work on those 2 days off anyway. I'm starting another website. One I can't show you, lalalala. It may be successful. It depends on how jaded people are these days. If they are unjaded they will buy stuff from me. If they are jaded, mmm..... they may still buy stuff from me. There's no telling. But I think I'm oh so clever. So I hope it works out for me.

God, I'm tired. I need a nap again. I may actually have to go take a nap again! On a day when I am mostly sitting at the computer. Sheesh. And I sort of slept in. Not really. It's hard to. Sigh. I waaaant so many things. I'm going to make an album of music. Just because I used to want to do that. Hee. It may not be good, and it won't happen for a year or two at least. I have so much else to do. Fun fun fun. Wow, I spaced out. Sigh.

I'm sitting here eating bon bons. Not really. They're caramel macaroon bites. I didn't think they'd go so fast. That can't be good for me. Yeesh. Oh, I need a vacation. I need to sleep for 3 days without doing any work of any kind. Hm, why 3? Anyway. Aw, I'm yawning. Damn.

Many paragraphs make a longer entry. Not. Heh. Whatever. Ah, stretching my muscles, very nice. Don't I have other news? Nothing? None? Geez! You know, every once in a while I'd like to have Dawn (of Buffy) on tape screaming, "Get out! Get out! Get out!!!" She does that so well. Just for when people are late in checking out of their rooms or bugging me in some way. Not that the situation warrants that kind of screeching, but it would be hecka satisfying. ("Hecka", pfft. I'm such a geek.) It certainly would freak people out.

I hate it when people do weird things such as.... get blood everywhere in a hotel room and not warn anyone. You pull back the covers - bloodbath. In a monthly way, not in a murderous blood splatter way. I guess that would suck worse, eh? No wonder she checked out early. It's so funny how many different reactions I've seen from people to the bloody sheets thing. One woman made her husband come out into the hall to tell me and hand me the sheets. One woman said casually that she'd like her sheets changed today, lalala, and left. Boom, blood. HMM. Then this woman, no warning, and she even pulled the blankets over it so I wouldn't see it 'til I'd pulled back the covers. And it was everywhere. Had to try to clean it out of the mattress. Bleached it. It's germ free now I reckon. I wonder what I would do. That's never happened to me in a hotel. I'd probably be rude and not mention it, though. Men do the same thing with nosebleeds and bloody sports injuries. Yay, why am I thinking of work? Heck, I dream of work every night. I may as well talk about it. Man, I can't type today. Shite, it's almost time for my nap. Heh. Booo.

Hey, Invasion is really good. And I like Surface too. Though, I get them mixed up. Creatures from the water with lights. Hmmm. I like Freddie and Hot Properties too. Finally some more sitcoms to watch. Not that I don't like dramas! Lost is still good. And Alias. Which Amy Acker is going to be on soon. Whoop! I had a dream about her last night. She was hugely pregnant. Seriously wow. Thank God I didn't dream about work! Ahhhhh!!!!! Anyway. Calm. Breathe. And in my dream I was giggling with Matthew Fox. My dreams about people are never sexy. Just cute like that. Giggling. Do people really have sexy dreams about movie stars? I guess they must, otherwise people wouldn't chuckle when someone said, "I had a dream about you last night." "Oh, really?" Chuckle, chuckle. "Yeah, you were tying your shoes and then a meteor fell on you." Hey, didn't that happen in Dead Like Me? I watched a music video of that once. Hmmm. I TOTALLY DIGRESS. Oo, I have nice kissing/cuddling dreams about movie stars sometimes, though. Whoop! Sweeeet. Wow, do I need a life. Hee.

I'm yawning. My ears are popping. Time to go seduce some movie star in my dreams. Er, I mean, sleep. Hahaha. (Psychotic laughter....) Later.

Chris on 10.13.05 @ 03:53 pm [link]